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Hats for People Who Are Definitely in Charge (Probably)
the internet’s finest collection of satirical embroidered caps for people who have read at least 3 startup newsletters and now feel mildly powerful.
Tech-bro confidence. Corporate buzzwords. LinkedIn energy. Venture capital optimism.
All carefully stitched into premium washed cotton caps so you can wear your sarcasm properly.
Because nothing says self-awareness like Master of Everything.
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